10:25 A.M.
THE TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING
AT YOUR DESK
10."They told me at the blood bank this might happen".
9."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."
8."Whew! Guess I left the top off the White out. You
probably got here just in time."
7."I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6."I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5."I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?
4."Hey! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
3."The coffee machine is broken.."
2."Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT WITH
YOUR HEAD DOWN AT YOUR DESK..
1.".... in Jesus' name. Amen."
