12:33 P.M.
Why is it that none of the guys in the office ever ask ME to lunch?
I watch them poke their heads into every office but mine, �Hey you wanna get some food?�
It�s not just the guys; everyone around here seems to avoid me like the plague. Is there some kind of joke that I�m not aware of? Do I stink? Do I have black sh*t in between my teeth?
C�mon guys! I gatta eat too! I don�t know ya very well, but I�m pretty sure eating with you guys would be more fun than eating alone?
Maybe not? Maybe I am missing absolutely NOTHING by eating alone.
I grabbed a burger at Mc D�s for lunch. I swear, one of these days I�m going to turn into a cheeseburger! For real! I think I�ve eaten lunch there all week.
I�m done with burgers for a while.
Work is slow, slow as planned. I�ve almost finished all of my pending files that have been waiting for responses from reps.
Yes, I�m bored. I�m bored right outta my mind and it�s only noon!
Damn!
Time is dragging.
I�ve got booty on the brain and there�s nothing I can do about it because it�s no longer on the menu.
Damn!
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Oh wait, a pause in boredom! It�s time for the fantasy football picks. Hmmmm�
Who to pick this week?
I gatta get out of this place!
I�m tired of starring at blank white walls! Aren�t there envelopes somewhere that need to be stuffed?
