8:32 P.M.
I usually don't even open forwards, but Lauren uses good judgement before she sends me these things.
I opened this one up a few moments ago and I'm still laughing my F*cking A$$ off!!
Acceptable Usage of the F word
There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" - - Capt. E.J. Smith of
RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer,1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
--Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton,1999
AND A DRUM ROLL PLEASE. . .. . .. . .. . . . . . .
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." Saddam Hussein, 2003
