12:44 A.M.
He spoke in such a light angelic tone when he said, �She�s a writer, she�s a poet, she loves dogs, all kinds of music, she�s open minded, inspiring and she�s an elementary school teacher�
I�m thinking, �When do I get to meet her?�
His voice deepened and almost sounded seductive. �She loves when I brush her hair, she�s taught me everything I know about sex., she cooks, cleans, she takes care of her own and has a house on the hill.�
Damn, I�m thinking, �When do I get to BE her!�
�She also likes the beach, foot rubs, massages, strawberries and chocolate, and driving her fast sports car.�
I�m thinking, �Ok, we have a few things in common.�
This girl could be really great!
I watched him cross his arms and wipe his cheek.
Was that a tear?
Is he crying?
His tone firmed up,
He started to talk about the hard times.
He went on to explain, " Just yesterday she kicked me out on my ass, now I�m moving in with my peeps.�
He might as well have said,
�She has a python named viper, and she feeds him bunnies and baby chicks!"
Woah.... Stop that train! Come again?
�PEEPS?!�, Did he just say PEEPS!?! I had to ask.
That's so cute!
"Yes Kelly, peeps. My boys, I�m moving out with the boys. We�re getting a bachelor pad and we�re going to do this up right!"
Peeps are marshmallow treats that only come around once a year. When I hear "peeps", I think Easter.
Why would anyone choose to room with marshmallow treats?..... I know that they stay good for a long time, but eventually they go stale. Hell, they're not even that great the first time around if you don't like marshmallows....
I rolled my eyes thinking, �here we go. He�s out to take over the world, one keg party at a time.�
Pace yourself boy.
This isn�t the first, and probably not the LAST heartbreak you will ever see.
Just give it some more time.
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Wow, he made a turn for the worst.
No one saw that one coming.
His story was going so well.
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I almost wanted to be this girl. Now I want to forget her, and hook him up with one of my single friends�.
Now all I have to do is find one!
