12:27 A.M.
What's that smell?
Does anyone else smell smoke?
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
FIRE!!!!
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MY LEGS ARE ON FIRE!!!
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DAMN THOSE MISQUITOS!
I don't remember mosquito bites hurting this damn bad. My legs sting, and burn, and I can't stop itching for even 5 straight minutes!
This is crazy!
I need to find a quick fix...
I've been itching for a few days now....
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Work was work.
I had a few difficult tables, but mostly just PIGS!
Some guy actually had the nerve to ask me if the carpet matched the curtains.
I wanted to spit in his face!
Luis told me that he hates working there because of the obnoxious customers.
He purposely ate a load of beans before work so that if he had a difficult table, he could bend over and fart on them.
I laughed my ass off when I saw some guy complaining at table 111. A few minutes after his initial complaint, Luis came back and leaned over to pick up a pen, and farted in the guys face. I saw the guys face wrinkle up like he had caught wind of a dead animal.
It was great!
Wow, good idea.
My luck, if I were to eat a load of beans I would have Ben Affleck sit in my section and I would end up having one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
I actually had a few hot guys ask for my number tonight but I turned them down because I figured that they were only hitting on me because they were drunk.
They had to be drunk�
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I'm finally home, and I think I'm going to run out to get some calamine lotion for these bites.
I can't sleep when I'm feeling like this!
