1:39 P.M.
Back away from the bleach!
I decided to bleach my work shirts and maybe just throw in the dirty apron too...
NO!
WRONG-O!
BAD IDEEEEAR!
I looked at the apron and I bleached out the dark blue logo!
I'm totally fucked!
I should just give up while I'm still ahead. I should just go back tomorrow, hand them their apron, and say sorry...
"I'm a fake, I'm a fraud, I can't serve here, I just don't know what the hell I'm doing".
I also managed to get bleach on my favorite dark blue tank top, so it has white spots scattered all over it.
Damn! This sucks!
I'd better get out of the house before I do something destructive again..
Keep me away from bleach!
