7:16 P.M.
Let me describe this thing...
It's small but heavy, red and bulky. I don't understand how my dog can fit this thing in her mouth, and it's too heavy to carry it in my own mouth. It's shaped like a beehive, and it has a whole on each end. You are supposed to shove a treat in the holes to make this thing more appealing....
My dog hasn't parted from her newest toy for 2 days now.... She got it as a reward for taking an obedience class at the pet store....
This nameless wonder is called.....
"KONG!"
Kong....
If I were to name such an obscurity, I would call it,
LUMP!
