10:47 P.M.
Cocktail parties...
What can be expected.
A room full of strangers I have never met?
Should I brush up on my funny jokes?
I don't tell jokes. I'm not funny, and I'm not so good at the small talk...
I have never been to a cocktail party, so I have no clue what to wear, what to bring, or how to act.
I don't drive a BMW or a Jag. and I didn't graduate from Harvard.....
I don't live in a mansion, and I don't have a maid....
I'm actually starting to get anxious....
The party is two days away. I have a closet FULL of clothes, and nothing to wear.....
FASHION EMERGENCY!!!
