7:26 P.M.
Deep breath�
I am so allergic to perfume and scented candles�but my room is filled with them
Cough! Cough!!* Hack! Hack!
Deep breath�
Mmmmmm, yummy, smell that sarcasm!
*Sarcasm fills the room*
Ok, I have these candles right�
RIGHT!
Well each candles color is supposed to represent something I want or need.
White=Forgiveness�(to forgive those who trespass and Sh*t)
Red=LOVE�.OOOOH BABY! LOTS OF LOVE IN THIS ROOM!.
(there are roughly about 30 LOVE candles)
And look at me, I�ve forgotten what all of the other colors are supposed to symbolize.
Ok, my point being, each candle also represents a person.
(It�s some silly idea Heidi�s mom gave me, and up until now it has worked pretty darn well)
The first time I lit one of the love candles I thought I found my soul mate, and I must say, that whole delusion of meeting my soul mate has happened a total of what? At least 3 times now�
Ok, so I�ve got this Ryan candle right. (ROMEO)
This candle has been broken.
BROKEN I TELL YOU!
BROKEN!
I lit the Ryan candle.
BAM! Kitty called�
I lit the Kitty candle�. Just for shits and giggles� and
BLAMO, Gabriel calls!
What the hell is that?
Those candle spirits better get their A$$ in line!...
I swear, if those candle spirits weren�t smoking so much of the dopes, they would be able to read the instruction manual correctly and then, BLAMO, I�d be in LOVE already!
Work it!
Work it baby! Work it like you own it! And if you don�t own it, rent it. But work it baby!!
I�m tired of waiting�.
I guess if I truly wanted to test the power of the love candle I could make one for Joey.
Ok, it�s made�
I make this candle based on the simple truth that Joey is not aloud to make long distance phone calls, let alone fall in love with a girl who lives a few counties away�
But hell, there could be an emergency some day where I actually need these candles to work�(Kitty thinks that the candles work fine, he says that my decodor ring is just out of date. He thinks the spirits know exactly what they are doing, I have just mislabeled the candles or something...) Ha, Ha...
So candle spirits, if you can hear me, get your sh*t together! And lets see what�s happening� Lets make this thing work for the both of us.
We�ll make a deal,
You make Romeo call, and I�ll burn candles more often�.
