10:22 p.m.
Another run in my hose
It�s been 20 pair this week
If another fuckin� pair goes
I swear that I will freak!
I was trying to be cautious
I was trying to be sleek
This frustration makes me nauseous
I may not last another week
3 pairs today
and four more the day before
I feel 5 more on the way
I don�t want to wear them anymore
I caused 4 snags with my nails
I sliced 6 more with my ring
Murphy�s law never fails
They snag on everything
hitched 2 more on a counter top
sometimes snags come unprovoked
I tried to make it stop
But some lady just burned one with her smokes
Can panty hose give me spider veins
So tight they cut off blood flow to my head
My feet are in so much pain
I think my feet are turning red
I walk funny when my toes cramp
I must be funny to watch
My toes feel clammy and damp
And I�ve got a wedgy in my crotch
Who came up with these
This feeling is not right
Sometimes they bunch up at the knees
They squeeze my hips too tight
I want to take them off
And parade around without
I think I�ve had enough
One more snag, and I swear I�ll throw them out!
By: Kelly T
